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The Teacher's PrayerOur teachers Who art in Raffles Halo-ed and without blame Our work be done Thy trouble none In school as it is in Eden Give us this day Our daily work Please forgive us our slips If we should try to shirk And lead us not into examination But deliver us from ignorance For our future is in your hands In so many ways Ahem! |
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10. Homework is against my religion.
9. But, we have eight tests this week! One for each day! 8. I was too spooked by the Rafflesian Spirit to do anything last night.7. I was on standby as a lifeline in "Who Wants to Be A Millionaire". 6. I had to attend my pet snake's christening.5. But there was no homework posted on www.encarta.com. 4. I believe in not bringing my work home.3. My textbooks were given away as my sister's dowry. 2. My belt was too tight, I passed out before the homework was assigned.1. My locker was burgled! They took my homework, my PCK poster and my stack of Happy Cup redemption cards. Vandana and Srah |
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